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[Antonio]

Greetings

The start of a very short little series
on humor, and we should take it for
what it is, just humor without malice.

Little Carol came into the kitchen where her mother
was making dinner. Her birthday was coming up and
she thought this was a good time to tell her mother
what she wanted. 'Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.'

Now, Little Carol was a bit of a troublemaker. She into
trouble at school and at home. Carol's mother asked her
if she thought she deserved to get a bike for her birthday.
Little Carol, of course, thought she did.

Carol's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to
reflect on her behaviour over the last year, and write a
letter to God and tell Him why she deserved a bike for her
birthday. Little Carol stomped up the steps to her room and
sat down to write God a letter.

LETTER 1:

Dear God

I have been a very good girl this year and I would
like a bike for my birthday. I want a red one.

Your friend.

Carol

Carol knew this wasn't true. She had not been a very
good girl this year, so she tore up the letter and started
over.

Cheers

Antonio
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I Am Wealth, I Am Abundance, I Am Joy

[Antonio]

Greetings

LETTER 2:

Dear God

This is your friend Carol. I have been a pretty
good girl this year, and I would like a bike for
my birthday.

Thank you.

Carol

Carol knew this wasn't true either. She tore up
the letter and started again.

Cheers

Antonio
_________________
You can render to GOD and humanity no greater service than to make the most of yourself

I Am Wealth, I Am Abundance, I Am Joy

[Antonio]

Greetings

LETTER 3:

Dear God

I know I haven't been a good girl this year.
I am very sorry. I will be a good girl if you
just send me a red bike for my birthday.

Thank you.

Carol

Carol knew, even if it was true, this letter was
not going to get her a bike. By now, she was
very upset. She went downstaris and told her
mother she wanted to go to church. Carol's
mother thought her plan had worked because
Carol looked very sad. 'Just be home in time
for dinner,' her mother said.

Carol walked down the street to the church
and up to the altar. She looked around to see if
anyone was there. She picked up a statue of the
Virgin Mary, slipped it under her jacket and ran
out of the church, down the street, into her house,
and up to her room. She shut the door and sat down
and wrote her letter to God.

Cheers

Antonio
_________________
You can render to GOD and humanity no greater service than to make the most of yourself

I Am Wealth, I Am Abundance, I Am Joy

[Antonio]

Greetings

LETTER 4:

I GOT YO MAMA.

IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND
THE BIKE.

Signed, YOU KNOW WHO

Cheers

Antonio

P.S. End of story...
_________________
You can render to GOD and humanity no greater service than to make the most of yourself

I Am Wealth, I Am Abundance, I Am Joy